To: Whatcom County Planning Commission
Fm: Shane Roth
Re: An Open Letter to the Planning Commission
I was reading David Stalheim's blog, Get Whatcom Planning, recently and stumbled upon an entry titled The Cost of Participation...
(Link HERE.)
After reading the entry and listening to the embedded audio of a portion of a recent Planning Commission meeting I am compelled to confront the Commission on one very important issue.
You are not funny.
I mean, really, you aren't even mildly amusing.
I know you think you are funny, but the sad fact of the matter is... you aren't.
You aren't even very good at being a Planning Commission, so it is not terribly surprising that you also lack proficiency as a comedy team.
By the power vested in me as a person whose pinky is funnier than all of you put together, I am hereby issuing an Order of Invalidity on your jokes. They are not funny. They are not even amusing in a campy, cultish, so-bad-it's-actually-good, post-ironic kind of way.
I strongly suggest that you folks just stick to sucking as a Planning Commission and leave the burden of sucking at being funny to other less humor impaired deliberative bodies.
In regards to Dave Onkels, (whom I shall from now on refer to as "Shecky")... I shall sum up your brand of humor as follows. The English Patient? Funnier than you. In fact, The English Patient DVD Commentary is funnier than you.
Finally, please find enclosed with this letter a paper bag. If you could see fit between punch lines to plan your way out of said bag without the GMHB imposing an Order of Invalidity on you, you would help me win a bet.
Sincerely,
Shane Roth
Fm: Shane Roth
Re: An Open Letter to the Planning Commission
I was reading David Stalheim's blog, Get Whatcom Planning, recently and stumbled upon an entry titled The Cost of Participation...
(Link HERE.)
After reading the entry and listening to the embedded audio of a portion of a recent Planning Commission meeting I am compelled to confront the Commission on one very important issue.
You are not funny.
I mean, really, you aren't even mildly amusing.
I know you think you are funny, but the sad fact of the matter is... you aren't.
You aren't even very good at being a Planning Commission, so it is not terribly surprising that you also lack proficiency as a comedy team.
By the power vested in me as a person whose pinky is funnier than all of you put together, I am hereby issuing an Order of Invalidity on your jokes. They are not funny. They are not even amusing in a campy, cultish, so-bad-it's-actually-good, post-ironic kind of way.
I strongly suggest that you folks just stick to sucking as a Planning Commission and leave the burden of sucking at being funny to other less humor impaired deliberative bodies.
In regards to Dave Onkels, (whom I shall from now on refer to as "Shecky")... I shall sum up your brand of humor as follows. The English Patient? Funnier than you. In fact, The English Patient DVD Commentary is funnier than you.
Finally, please find enclosed with this letter a paper bag. If you could see fit between punch lines to plan your way out of said bag without the GMHB imposing an Order of Invalidity on you, you would help me win a bet.
Sincerely,
Shane Roth
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