This is the eighteenth and final part of a series of articles in which we peel away the sinister conspiracy onion that is Agenda 21. Layer by soul crushingly boring layer... each layer more uninteresting and tedious than the layer above it.
Find the original text of Agenda 21 HERE.
Dear Lord...
...that was boring.
It was worse than watching The English Patient.
It was like... reading The English Patient.
We weren't even half way through and I had to give up just on grounds of placing value on my time.
Go back over all of the previous posts, or just look at the original document.
The TEA Party Patriots have their panties in a bunch over this crap, as if it were a Stephen King novel or something.
Almost 500 pages of non-binding bureaucratic Esperanto.
Terrifying.
TEA Party?
Our money is still on fire... our job market is a heap of smoking rubble... you (yes you) downgraded our public credit rating...
...and this is what you are worried about?
You are all about one taco shy of a combination platter.
(Oh, and once again, thanks a pantload for that credit downgrade. Idiots.)
Find the original text of Agenda 21 HERE.
Dear Lord...
...that was boring.
It was worse than watching The English Patient.
It was like... reading The English Patient.
We weren't even half way through and I had to give up just on grounds of placing value on my time.
Go back over all of the previous posts, or just look at the original document.
The TEA Party Patriots have their panties in a bunch over this crap, as if it were a Stephen King novel or something.
Almost 500 pages of non-binding bureaucratic Esperanto.
Terrifying.
TEA Party?
Our money is still on fire... our job market is a heap of smoking rubble... you (yes you) downgraded our public credit rating...
...and this is what you are worried about?
You are all about one taco shy of a combination platter.
(Oh, and once again, thanks a pantload for that credit downgrade. Idiots.)
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