Jesus Tap-DANCING Christ.
This is not a story from The Onion or anything. It's from WBAY, the ABC affiliate in Green Bay. Link here.
So, the Wisconsin Senate recently passed a resolution to...
The expansiveness of that language is exceeded only by how vague it is.
Has something of a Mr Majestyx feel to it.
The notion of the Wisconsin Senate hiring a skip tracer or bounty hunter has been floating through the blogosphere lately.
Here is video of Fox News Sock Puppet Neil Cavuto actually talking over the bounty hunter option with an actual bounty hunter from Sacramento, CA.
And at least one Wisconsin State Senator thinks he is an Exorcist or something...
But there are some limits on this imperial resolution.
Oh, bummer.
This is what happens when you elect TEA party patriots...
...they can't govern their way out of a paper bag.
The Wisconsin GOP has been getting increasingly douche-y as the days pass.
The only thing the GOP hasn't tried is negotiating with the Democratic Senators.
See, whether the GOP in Wisconsin (or anywhere else for that matter) likes it or not, there are enough Democrats in the Wisconsin Senate to have some say in how that state will be run. And the GOP doesn't want to deal with that.
This blunt force crap is so not working.
And now, the citizens of Wisconsin are seeking an exit strategy of their own.
Governor Walker isn't eligible to be recalled. So the voters are recalling who they can.
Most of the State Senator in Wisconsin who are eligible for recall are being considered for it.
Eight Repubilcans.
Five Democrats.
From WBAY again. Link here.
My sympathies clearly lie with the Democrats, but this isn't up to me.
It's up to the citizens of Wisconsin. And they don't seem amused.
This is not a story from The Onion or anything. It's from WBAY, the ABC affiliate in Green Bay. Link here.
So, the Wisconsin Senate recently passed a resolution to...
"take any and all necessary steps, with or without force, and with or without the assistance of law enforcement" to return the Democratic senators to chambers.
The expansiveness of that language is exceeded only by how vague it is.
Has something of a Mr Majestyx feel to it.
The notion of the Wisconsin Senate hiring a skip tracer or bounty hunter has been floating through the blogosphere lately.
Here is video of Fox News Sock Puppet Neil Cavuto actually talking over the bounty hunter option with an actual bounty hunter from Sacramento, CA.
And at least one Wisconsin State Senator thinks he is an Exorcist or something...
"We have the power to compel them to come back here because they are duly elected. They are doing a disservice not only to the history of Wisconsin, the institution of the Senate, but to their constituents back home," Senate President Mike Ellis (R-Neenah) said.
But there are some limits on this imperial resolution.
However, the Sergeant-at-Arms cannot cross state lines to do that.
Ellis told Action 2 News, "If your question is, can I hire Dog the Bounty Hunter and send him down there to literally handcuff Bob Jauch and my friend Senator Dave Hansen, the answer is no."
Oh, bummer.
This is what happens when you elect TEA party patriots...
...they can't govern their way out of a paper bag.
The Wisconsin GOP has been getting increasingly douche-y as the days pass.
- They ended direct deposit for the fugitive Senators.
- They took away Democratic staff members copying machine privileges.
- They took away the Senators' parking spaces.
- They imposed fines on the Senators.
- The politically autistic Governor Walker is still threatening layoffs if the Senators don't return.
The only thing the GOP hasn't tried is negotiating with the Democratic Senators.
See, whether the GOP in Wisconsin (or anywhere else for that matter) likes it or not, there are enough Democrats in the Wisconsin Senate to have some say in how that state will be run. And the GOP doesn't want to deal with that.
This blunt force crap is so not working.
And now, the citizens of Wisconsin are seeking an exit strategy of their own.
Governor Walker isn't eligible to be recalled. So the voters are recalling who they can.
Most of the State Senator in Wisconsin who are eligible for recall are being considered for it.
Eight Repubilcans.
Five Democrats.
From WBAY again. Link here.
My sympathies clearly lie with the Democrats, but this isn't up to me.
It's up to the citizens of Wisconsin. And they don't seem amused.
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